"So my boyfriend is not an ordinary boyfriend. You never really hear them brag about their girlfriends but he does, and no it’s not about my looks or how smart I am, It’s about how good of a roller I am. My boyfriend will brag to his friends about how I roll. I must say that I do feel honored. I guess I’m trying to say I rather him brag about how good my rolling skills are then about our sex life.. You know ?"Nicole R.
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns