I f only people know. 

I really need to burn one with him.

^^must be nice 
"So my boyfriend is not an ordinary boyfriend. You never really hear them brag about their girlfriends but he does, and no it’s not about my looks or how smart I am, It’s about how good of a roller I am. My boyfriend will brag to his friends about how I roll. I must say that I do feel honored. I guess I’m trying to say I rather him brag about how good my rolling skills are then about our sex life.. You know ?"
Nicole R. 

How I explain weed to people…

Fuck That’s Delicious.



“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

how can you be sad when this exists
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via maryjanemichey)


this gif is great